laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of


mulders:

bill clinton believes in aliens and he was the president of the united states so he knows something


ectoplasmicinterloper:

back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me


zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny


creepyknickers:

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

YES.


necrophilofthefuture:

Don’t let anyone else ruin your life. Only YOU can ruin your life. Go ruin your life. Set your house on fire.



illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness



“This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.” — (via blissfvlcity)