I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
bill clinton believes in aliens and he was the president of the united states so he knows something
back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
Don’t let anyone else ruin your life. Only YOU can ruin your life. Go ruin your life. Set your house on fire.
*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness