So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
Ellen is soooo cuteeee! <3 EEK.
Go on Oprah, turn her on.
death at that caption.
LOL that sultry look Oprah is giving Ellen just gave me LIFE.
Is it possible for home to be a person and not a place? - Stephanie Perkins
A few days ago, some guys came to the steak house I work at and ordered a Downtown Brownie, which is this huge ass brownie with ice-cream and whipped cream and hot fudge and chocolate chips. They wanted to share it, but they were both guys, so they made me put it on 2 plates. So I did this.
happy birthday taylor swift did you give beyoncé her presents