Well my doctor doesn’t do physical exams until you’re 21 or sexually active (which ever comes first) and I’m 18 so he’s just going to talk to me today and probably put me on birth control so not that scary

It’s my last resort because of my acne. I’ve put it off for years now so it’s my last hope :/


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mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo


Is it appropriate to laugh when someone asks if you’ve ever been sexually active


infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.


tropidurus:

mnrva:

reblog this post with the oldest meme you can think of

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heydudeitsjules:

theotherwesley:

blue-author:

Oh my gosh, this gets better and better.

FRIENDSHIP

 This is the best thing ever


Guess who’s at the lady doctor by her self for the first time

Wehhhhhh


As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.